O.E.D (Obscene Expressions Depository)

A hidey-hole for naughty words banned by Mortlangue and the Censors. I nicked it off The Nameless and the & rebels. Gives a Grunt like me words to play with in the story I’m telling yer. Find all me cusses below…


B

Badask

Noun

Person who has used an electroquation (Old Word slang = word) beyond their synaptic capacity or quota, resulting in garbled, unclear enunciation and, in extreme cases, froking (see O.E.D. entry Froke).

Bilge

Cuss contribution: Zachariah Wagstaff

Adj., noun

Description of disgust and/or disapproval at a bad event or subject with particular disgust or disapproval, e.g “your brew is absolute bilge mate, I’ll show you how to make a cuppa”

A derogatory name derived from adj. for federals/ officials intervening in public life, causing trouble to the everyday citizens, e.g. “Tommy get yo’ scrawny ass inside, the bilge are comin'”

Bustword

Noun

Person who deliberately plays with complex electroquations (Old Word slang = words), consciously challenging their synaptic capacity or assigned synaptic quota and purposefully risking froking  (see O.E.D. entry Froke)

C

Cant

Noun

Someone with an enlarged synaptic quota who deliberately and ostentatiously displays biolinguistics wealth (i.e. the number of complex words they are allowed to speak) and irritates everyone around them; most commonly used in derogatory formulation e.g. froking cant.

F

Froke

Verb, adj.

A punishment imposed by the biolinguistic laws of New Babel, where a person attempting to use electroquations (Old World slang = words) in excess of their synaptic quota is choked, potentially to the point of death, by their own synapse. e.g. now you’re froked, you stupid cant 

G

Gobspit

Verb, noun

Action of a person pretending to have a greater synaptic quota than assigned to them, by prolonging each syllable sound in common, everyday electroquations (Old World slang = words) when they speak; individual who partakes of gobspitting.

M

Mouthafroker

Noun

Person who uses their synaptic quota to utter profanities; also person who sells him/herself to surreptitiously and illegally increase their synaptic quota and obtain outlawed electroquations.

N

Natter

Noun

A person worth expending synaptic quota and electroquations to speak to (Old Word slang = friend, mate)

P

Pitch

Verb, noun

To emit a bio-linguistic frequency that latches onto and emulates any screaming, until the person screaming is consumed from the inside and dies of exhaustion; used as a weapon during the War of the Words; derogatory term, most often for a woman, who is reckless or ruthless in behaviour.

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